11 Songs That Are Definitely Maybe Probably About Donald Trump

Depeche Mode, Elton John and Judas Priest are among those who allegedly had something to say

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If you’re anything like Donald Trump then you, too, look like an Oompa Loompa and will never become President of the United States. And if you’re anything like these 11 artists—11 for the $11 billion Trump claims he’s worth, but isn’t—then you, too, wrote songs about the tiny-handed, orange asshole without knowing it. To follow are songs—some of them classics—that were definitely maybe probably written about the racist, xenophobic, misogynistic motherfucker, although the artists themselves may deny it (we didn’t ask). Trump, himself, would just tweet out that they’re a bunch of losers (misspelling every other word), and we’d gladly retweet it if he did.

Are these 11 songs biographical? Well, without knowing for sure, yes. Yes, they are.

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1 Comment

  1. xanadu xanadasia

    September 14, 2016 at 5:27 am

    fuck you and your jerkoff story. this isn’t news, it’s shit.

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